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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet"
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"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"
"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"
"What did they name a mountain nobody gives a shit about? Moot Point"
"How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews"
"Trying to talk to a girl without staring at her boobs is like trying to poop without peeing."
"If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle Whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade."
"Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so."
"I just made up a new word Derpflarp"
"If he's hot on your heels, dump him. You do not want a man who looks better in your shoes than you do."