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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet"
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"I like my sausages like I like my women In bread"
"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's called a stud... But when a girl does the same she's called a lesbian."
"Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's."
"- What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know."
"How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb? I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."
"Q: What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? A: Rep-tiles."
"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must want to change."
"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."