89571

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas? It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's"

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"

"Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java."

"Once upon a time... There was an idiot who thought I was gonna tell a joke. Have a nice day."

"... My life up till now! Hayyooooo!! :/"

"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""

"What do you call three Trumpies? Drei rot."

"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"

"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies screw in dirty sleeping bags!"

"MEL GIBSON: HE'LL ONLY HIT YOU IF YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. THAT'S THE MEL GIBSON PROMISE."