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Joke of the Day

"I was sending out letters the other day, when all of a sudden I got a paper cut... ...Bloody envelopes!"

"Facebook is getting out of hand With all the mass debating going on"

"A better world I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"Your mother is so poor she can't even pay attention."

"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"

"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"Donald Trump is getting back into the air travel industry... He's launching...Receding Hairlines"

"Pretending you're dead to avoid conversation in the hospital is the worst way to learn how a defibrillator works."

"A Japanese teenager approaches his father nervously... ""Dad, I have to tell you something. Please don't be upset, but I'm gay."" ""How could I not be upset?! Why not gay plus!?"""

"What's the leading cause of child molestation? Sexy children"