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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: r/AskReddit"

"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"

"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."

"While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that."

"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"

"Have you heard about the emo pizza? All you do is insult it, and it cuts itself."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino!"

"If your kid's shitty kindergarten drawing is hanging on your fridge, you are an enabler of mediocrity."

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."

"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."