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Joke of the Day

"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."

"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""

"Wife: how much did it cost to rent that bouncy castle? Me: I dunno. Buying it wasn't cheap tho"

"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."

"What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus."

"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."

"Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal"

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard the same joke on Reddit... I'd have about $3.50"

"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"