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Joke of the Day
"What does America and Sauron have in common? They are both shit at protecting towers"
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"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."
"Hideous monsters for sale! Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! ""Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."""
"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he's fucking his sister, then cut the brakes on his house."
"I want to be the area under your curves."
"My daughter, filling out a college app, called me at home to get my home number. Big shout out to the ex-wife for pissing in my gene pool."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider."
"How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?"
"What do you call a dog in the library? A hush puppy."
"What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'? River Derci. Sorry."