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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog in the library? A hush puppy."

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will find this funny"

"I'm the guy that starts walking away as you're giving me directions."

"[Forest] GF: Oh god it's a bear! Me: *Stuffs socks down front of pants* GF: What are you doing? Me: Making myself look big Bear: Well hi"

"Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started..."

"Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom"

"What do you call it when you jerk off in the bath? Mastubation"

"knock knock! knock knock who's there? europe europe who no, you are"

"Today my 6 yr. old nephew asked my what ""gay"" meant. It wouldn't have bothered me so bad, but it was right after he saw me throw a baseball."

"An 81-year-old woman in the U.K. went sky diving to help raise money for a local hospital. They didn't raise a lot of money, but they did get a new patient"