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Joke of the Day
"I want to be the area under your curves."
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"Professor X can move objects with his mind If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move??"
"I just found out my cousin and her husband are pregnant Everyone keeps saying they don't know the sex but I am pretty sure it wasn't anal"
"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."
"what is a calculators favorite food? pi!"
"A traffic jam is like a bad marriage... ...you're stuck in it because of an accident."
"Mom, you're embarrassing me in front of the hostages!"
"What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich? RYEbread...."
"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."
"Classic Norm MacDonald joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"