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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan"
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"I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself. No fence. Nun taken."
"What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face? Drizzle.. my nizzle"
"You should not disagree with my spear It has a point."
"What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek? *""Let's get together and stop this crap!""*"
"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"
"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife is taking it really hard."
"i bet when Kid Rock invented rap, people were like ""No! This is nonsense!"" but he (in typical Kid fashion) was like ""F*ck you're rules! """
"""40 is the new 30!"" My dad always used to say. Lovely man. Banned from driving."
"Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts."