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Joke of the Day

"I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself. No fence. Nun taken."

"The David Cameron diet: You'll never lose your pounds quicker."

"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"

"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."

"Next on CNN, 600 hours of guessing what happened to a plane."

"Whats white on top and black on the bottom? Society."

"What do you call money you pay prostitutes? Headquarters"

"I had a welsh friend who tried counting all his lovers to me but each time, I kept falling asleep"

"The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer. One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex."

"Literally The Best Joke Ever. The Best Joke Ever."