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Joke of the Day
"What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face? Drizzle.. my nizzle"
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"Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up."
"My mate was devasted when a stunning Syrian lady stopped messaging him on a dating site . I told him don't worry there's plenty more refugee's in the sea"
"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."
"I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies."
"Two programmers walk into a bar: a blond, a brunette and a red head."
"It could be the wine talking, but I used to be grapes."
"Deathbed confession Me: We're bankrupt Him: What? How? Me: I lied about being able to fold fitted sheets. I bought new ones every time"
"What do you call a constipated pop star A Bieber Dam"
"Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black..."