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Joke of the Day

"I'd never snoop through my girlfriend's phone out of love, a deep respect and the inability to crack her password."

"Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos."

"Girl are you Monday because I am not looking forward to seeing you again"

"Disaste. Phew, that almost spelled disaster."

"I'm working on my second million, since I failed so much at the first."

"One-One was a race horse, Two-Two was one too One-One won one race and Two-Two's leg was broken and he had to get euthanized."

"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"

"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."

"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."

"[Meta] Anyone else hate jokes that are too long? They usually have too many characters."