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Joke of the Day
"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"
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"So there we were, 5 against a 100... man, did we fuck those 5 up."
"Abortion jokes never get old."
"What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as? A completely rational fear."
"People who grew up in the 50's will get this. I was 15 before I realized that there was no reason why women's slacks had the zipper on the side."
"My girlfriend asked me why we don't make love like they do in the movies.. So I ripped off her clothes, fucked her in the ass and came in her eye. I guess we don't watch the same movies."
"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people."
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue."
"hundred times Old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, ""If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times."""