50162

Joke of the Day

"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"

"What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti? A Pastafarian."

"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"

"I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud. I bet his ""your mom"" jokes made a few kids cry."

"What turns a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."

"I'll keep my women like Flo Jo... ....dead"

"So I was at the bar the other night exchanging pleasantries with an attractive woman. She said she would like to read my palm... Okay! She takes my hand and asks... ""Do you come here often?"""

"A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy."

"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"

"Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?? I guess it's too grue-some."