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Joke of the Day
"Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts."
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"How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million? Walk in with $2 Million."
"Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms? A: He said they came in handy."
"Why did the monkey trip over the branch? Because the Chimp-Can't -See"
"I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said ""No!"". For one thing, we don't have any kids..."
"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"
"What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one."
"Bjork is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table."
"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."
"I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus."