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Joke of the Day

"Know why polish airplanes only fill half of an airplane for each fligth? Poles on the rigth half of the plane are unstable"

"""1. Roll around in bed for a few hours. 2. Get kind of dressed. 3. DON'T EAT!"" - to do list for American Apparel models"

"What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second? A bull-ette."

"Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun"

"I used to have a roommate who was always smoking in my apartment, but only with e-cigs. He died of e-cancer."

"I went camping with my family for the first time. It was in tents."

"When I'm about to die and my life flashes before my eyes I'm worried that a lot of it will just be Facebook and TV."

"Why is the letter E like London? Because it is the capital of England."

"While visiting Ireland last year, a nice friendly old man said to me... ""Sir, if you ever come within a mile of my house, I hope you will stop there."""

"What did the hookers left leg say to the right leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money."