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"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."
"Guys, they lied to us. Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting."
"A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said ""Sick strat, bro"" I said ""Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"""
"A bold move... **move**"
"What do you call a good looking Lebanese man? Azif"
"9 out of 10 people said when polled, that they enjoy gang rape."
"A man walking into a bar and says, ""I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"" The bartender replied, ""Now that's an order of magnitude!"""
"Remember when people used to have to be in shape to wear tank tops?"
"Ever hear of that cat turned vegan because of its vegan owner? Probably not, she died."