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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second? A bull-ette."
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"Who created the first diswasher? God, and her name was Eve."
"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."
"[i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in my lap] aww this is so boring"
"Why did the fish monger cross the road? Just for the halibut."
"Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, ""I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."""
"What happened when The Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass!"
"A German asks for a martini... ""Dry?"" asks the barman. He replies, ""Nein, just one."""
"Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian?"
"Just saw the hood of my jacket out of the corner of my eye and jumped out of the way, in case the Navy SEALS are hiring."