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Joke of the Day
"Why is the letter E like London? Because it is the capital of England."
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"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."
"What's your best Pirate Joke? What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!"
"Why can a Cheetah not hide? Because it's always spotted."
"How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse? It's too hard to tell. They keep blowing it."
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."
"Posting a status update before responding to someone's text is the easiest way to let them know how unimportant they are."
"""I see"" said the blind man pissing into the wind... ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""
"People who say ""No, and here's why..."" need to realize that we stopped listening after the ""no"" part."