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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? when your dad's dick tastes like blood"
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"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."
"The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds I have no shame..."
"15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25"
"There's only one difference between Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day... On Cinco de Mayo no one wants to pretend to be Mexican."
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it"
"What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common? Their patients are 2'"
"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."
"*wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?"
"The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless."