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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? when your dad's dick tastes like blood"
Next Joke
"NOW THAT is a great looking tie! just. WOW. I mean, SHIT, that's nice! seriously, that tie is fucking PERFECT! ... I ran over your kid."
"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? Putting them back in the wheel chair."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, glass ceilings don't have lightbulbs!"
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ? Because they are ugly and they stink !"
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."
"What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities? He flips houses"
"Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!"
"Two Helium Atoms Are Bonding. HeHe"
"Turtle 911: Whats ur emergency? Turtle: MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DISAPPEARED! 911: Have u tried looking in her house? Turtle: oops never mind."