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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flatulent teacher? A tutor"
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"It doesn't matter if you come third in the water olympics... All dives matter."
"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."
"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Have an ice day. It's a bad one, I know."