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Joke of the Day

"Why do gay people like math? Because of *bi*nomials!"

"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."

"Your x-ray showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with photoshop."

"What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River"

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, whereas this little piggy... ... went to a rape crisis centre after being introduced to David Cameron"

"Whenever I speak to religious people about my beliefs, I receive a lot of judgement. It seems that Jesus is the only one who truly accepts me for who I am!"

"Cop: Why did you burn that building down? Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go."

"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table? Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"Why couldn't the man marry the melon? It was a cantaloupe."

"A terrorist is training a group of newbies ""Alright class, listen closely as I can only show you how to do this ONCE"""