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Joke of the Day
"It doesn't matter if you come third in the water olympics... All dives matter."
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"I dropped my cat in the bathtub once... It was the only time i got a pussy wet."
"So a man is alone in a forest And if his wife isn't around to hear him. Is he still wrong?"
"A bee was buzzing around my head and I was all ""It's not worth it, bro"" and he was all ""Fuck you, let's dance."" Stung me and he's dead."
"Saying the Punchline After the Setup What's the key to a good joke?"
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
"Lotta single women are getting a ""What's up?"" text right now."
"What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says ""Made in China"". The fancy one says ""Designed in the USA. Made in China."""
"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"
"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"