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Joke of the Day

"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""

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"What is your favorite dumb joke? here's mine :) Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? ....his ass.... :P"
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"I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight I'll let you know."
"What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars? A mole-ionaire."
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"Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms."