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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."

"The other day a man knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... I gave him a glass of water."

"George Bush repeatedly tries to crack a coconut on the side of a hot skillet ""Laura, I told you not to buy the god damn hairy eggs anymore"""

"Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail? A: A horse and rider."

"I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills."

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common? They're both summary!"

"Woman across from me will NOT shut up about her where she works. Ugh, I hate job interviews."

"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."

"How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."