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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."
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"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."
"Hey babies, all those sights and sounds that you find so fascinating are actually boring as shit."
"no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired"
"Do you ever put an orange in your beer? Once in a Blue Moon"
"What does a sandal do on Sunday's? It saves its sole."
"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"
"Some people prefer to put the thermometer in their mouth, while others prefer it in their rectum. It's a matter of taste!"
"Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL."
"Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison? He ran out of little boys"