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Joke of the Day

"The other day a man knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... I gave him a glass of water."

"What is the coolest food on the planet? Burr-ito!"

"Waiter there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !"

"""The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."""

"Of course there's a financial crisis in Greece. How much yogurt could they possibly sell."

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."

"eer booze and fun!' 'A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said ""Now dont you start anything!!"""

"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."

"What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? Wheeeeee!"

"Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride."