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Joke of the Day
"Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail? A: A horse and rider."
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"Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."
"A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing plastic wrap underwear. Psychiatrist says ""Well, i can clearly see your nuts."""
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"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."
"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"