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Joke of the Day

"I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills."

"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."

"What is 007's favorite subject at school? Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!"

"What do you call a midget with a dildo on backwards? Shrimp cocktail."

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."

"What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? A Jewish submarine."

"Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail."

"What do you call an annoying black person? A nagger."

"I don't get how people say Mickey Rourke looks bad for his age... ...don't they realise his first film role was in 1941?!"

"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"