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Joke of the Day
"Laughed so hard tears ran down my leg."
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"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men actually care if they cum."
"What's the worst thing about owning a console? Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps"
"Last name: Ever. First name: Greatest. Middle name: Hashbrowns."
"Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9? Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9"
"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."
"You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all ""why, why?"""
"WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN? BECAUSE HE WAS HIPPOVENTILATING!"
"In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say ""you throw like a girl""."
"Six girls taking off their shirts sounds really nice... dozen tit?"