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Joke of the Day

"""I'm so sorry"" and ""my bad"" can be used interchangeably Except at funerals."

"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room, because it's black."

"How to be cool: A) use cool sunglasses emoji in everything B)"

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!"

"Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real."

"What does a dog from Minnesota say? Woof da."

"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"

"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Bu dum tss."