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Joke of the Day

"You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all ""why, why?"""

"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"

"Who is Nickelback's biggest fan? Helen Keller."

"""I don't think so"", said Rene Descartes Just then he vanished."

"Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"What is a java programmers favorite bird? A BlueJ"

"If your dog is fat it means that you don't get enough exercise."

"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."

"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."

"The closest I've ever come to eating better is eating butter."