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Joke of the Day

"Six girls taking off their shirts sounds really nice... dozen tit?"

"A constipated man walks into the doctors office. The doctor tells him he's full of shit."

"What's the best thing about Sweden? Well, their flag is a big plus..."

"My girlfriend said I was too controlling ... and it wasn't her turn to speak."

"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt"

"I do most of my parenting on Facebook. My kids post that they're smoking pot and having unprotected sex and I reply with a sad emoticon :-(."

"My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure."

"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."

"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? Because he was Snowden"

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit."