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Joke of the Day
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men actually care if they cum."
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"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."
"New gym is great. Free robe service. They shaved the top of my head? Gardening, masonry. Chanting. Swore an oath and live at the gym now."
"Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys. It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming to the North Pole!"
"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."
"My roommate says I don't respect personal space. That's at least what it says in his diary."
"What do you call a large group of prostitutes? A whored"
"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you'll lose it."""
"I raped someone so hard in a LoL match last night but forgot to record it It's ok. Found it on Pornhub."
"For some people, blood on the toothbrush is a sign of gum disease.... ...But for me it's a sign of a healthy abortion."