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Joke of the Day
"Girl, is your name Trouble? ...cause your dad tells me I'm in trouble."
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"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."
"I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise"
"I told my friend, ""I like my women the way I like my computer. ... On my lap. Turned on and Virus free."" He said, ""I prefer mine under my desk and silent."""
"My cat scratched me for trapping her under the blankets as I made the bed... I guess she's clawstrophobic."
"If life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic"
"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"
"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"
"Why did little Jimmy cross the road? Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy"
"I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association."