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Joke of the Day

"What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton? You gotta be chitin me!"

"I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix."

"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"

"Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store... Return of the Mac."

"Mom... Are you a virgin?"

"What did Batman say when he went to the butcher? Got Ham?"

"Two Irish schoolboys... 1: Hey, Pat! What's the craic? 2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really? I thought you were only 15? 2: I am! 1: So what was it? Guiness? 2: No, it was water."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""joke"" to me. I still don't know what it means."

"How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar? Even the pool tables have no balls"

"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"