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Joke of the Day

"What's a skydiver's favorite spice? Ground cumin! As long as they aren't running out of thyme."

"Passport pictures make you look exactly how you feel just before that much needed vacation."

"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"

"I just won an innuendo competition! I had to beat off some stiff competition though"

"I run a support group for premature ejaculators every Friday at 6. But everybody comes early."

"Q. ""Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?"" A. ""So that if the seat falls while they're drinking it won't smack them in the back of the head"""

"I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian"

"Is it okay to use everyday objects for anal stimulation? I'm sitting on the fence."

"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."