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Joke of the Day

"I was going to grease my mechanic's hand with a $20 bill for the phenomenal job he did but ... he already overcharged me by $200."

"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."

"Pregnancy is like a black ops mission They're both expensive to abort."

"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading"

"Grad school is my excuse for everything. No text back? Grad school. Havent called in weeks? Grad school. I ate your last donut? Grad school!"

"It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in tendifferent puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately,no pun in ten did."

"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"