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Joke of the Day
"Im not your friend, buddy"
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"Johnny was a chemists son.... Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"Thought of a Chuck Norris joke today. This user no longer exists."
"What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon? He got Lemonaids."
"Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad? Because she...let it go!"
"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."
"scary Halloween costume idea: eye contact"
"So I went to a production about puns today... ...it was basically just a play, on words."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Cough-Choke-Cough-Gag-Cough*"
"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""