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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."
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"Are you alright? No. You're all....left"
"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."
"Why was the piano teacher arrested? He kept fingering A minor."
"Q: What kind of television do horses like? A: Saddle-lite TV"
"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"I like to name my hotdog ""The Moment""... ...so I can relish it"
"Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times."
"Hey Law & Order, please stop throwing around the word semen all willy-nilly, I'm trying to watch this with my mom"