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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"
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"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."
"Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies."
"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how. Not right now, though. I'm waiting for my meth dealer to call."
"A guy wakes up in hospital after surgery and complains he can't feel his legs ""I know"" said the doctor. ""We had to amputate your arms"""
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country!"
"Only thing I Iike about kids, is their ability to attract ice cream trucks"
"Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost"
"You had me until the final shot, local commercial. An employee in the back row didn't wave hard enough. No sale."