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Joke of the Day

"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"

"Did you hear the Prince died in his recording studio? There was some dead air."

"what do you call a private, romantic rendezvous between two feet a podiatryst"

"What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby."

"Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me."

"Friends: Let's roll a fatty Me: I have a name guys and pls don't"

"What did the utahraptor say as Wonder Woman tried to beat him up? Di, no!"

"Edison didn't fail at making a lightbulb, he found 10,000 ways that don't work. Number 7,511 will shock you!"

"Why couldn't the cat walk through the door? it had a javelin through it's head."

"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile"