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Joke of the Day

"Can I donate fat instead of blood?"

"What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook"

"How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?"

"What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!"

"TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher. She didn't take American Express."

"What is a Jew's favorite Mexican food? Carne Masada"

"Him: It should be illegal for white people to wear dreads. Me: Are you Italian, my brother? Him: No. Me: Then no more pizza for you."

"I was going to post a joke about radical Islam... but I feel that would be self-destructive"

"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."

"An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeperor his keeper's brother."