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Joke of the Day
"I was going to post a joke about radical Islam... but I feel that would be self-destructive"
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"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"
"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."
"If i ever become a vet, I'm naming my clinic ""Bitches get Stitches."""
"Robin Williams has died Thank you for the laughter"
"What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? ""I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb."
"Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't."
"Detective: ok forensics is finished. I'll start here and you- Dog cop: I'll mark our territory [dog cop pees around the crime scene tape]"
"""Beer: Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"" Posters Helping White Guys Seem Funny Since 1998"
"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."