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Joke of the Day

"I didn't know what to wear to my premature ejaculation support meeting... So I just came in my pants."

"What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic"

"I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese."

"People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet... then they call me poor too."

"If Facebook changed ""poke"" to ""stab"" I would use it all the time."

"Today, a man looked me right in the face & said ""You're not hot!"" Actually it was a cop &he said ""Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."""

"I love doggie style as much as the next guy, but sometimes she's just too pretty to fcuk from behind."

"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""

"[Gets down on one knee] We can save $7.99 a month if we share a single Netflix account."

"The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait"