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Joke of the Day

"What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic"

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."

"Children are our greatest natural resource. I pray it doesn't come to that. --heard it on the radio, can't remember the comedian's name."

"A toilet beat me at a game of Poker. I had a straight; it had a flush."

"I love playing The Sims. It's the only time I can watch a family naked and not get arrested."

"To whoever has my old phone number: I truly hope you're enjoying those texts from that guy I met at that thing"

"My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes"

"Did you hear the one about the wooden car? With the wooden wheels? And the wooden engine? .... it wooden work"

"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."

"A man collapses in a busy street. Someome from the crowd shouts ""Somebody call him an ambulance!"" Suddenly, another voice calls out ""You're an ambulance!"""