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Joke of the Day
"If Facebook changed ""poke"" to ""stab"" I would use it all the time."
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"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"
"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."
"I once went on a date with a girl called Simile... I don't know what I metaphor."
"Holocaust jokes are bad Anne Frankly I find them disgusting."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six offender."
"""Seize the day"" in Latin is ""Carpe Diem"" ...""Seize the day"" in Douchebag is ""YOLO"""
"Why does Chuck Norris play cowbell? Because he beats time!"
"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"
"What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button? I apollo-gize."