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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face"

"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"

"I got fired today, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable Apparently nursing homes have strict rules about what you can do with patients."

"Robin Williams jokes. God gave men both a penis and brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

"I told my buddy that Jewish people call god by a different name He was like, ""No way!"" I was like, ""Yahweh"""

"Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne."

"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"

"Interviewer: what interests you about this job? Me: the pay Interviewer: can you be more specific? Me: cash"

"I saw this heartwarming video of baby bears climbing out of a dumpster and thought, ""Who would throw away a perfectly good baby bear?"""