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Joke of the Day

"I told my buddy that Jewish people call god by a different name He was like, ""No way!"" I was like, ""Yahweh"""

"Sorry about all the Mario references. I didn't mean to one-up you. I'll pipe down."

"Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It's called ""Down to Fuck?"""

"What is Pink and lies on the doormat? Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards"

"You guys wanna hear a sushi joke? Alright... How do you make a tuna roll? Push it down a hill."

"Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison? I feel like a kid again"

"Food is like dark humor not everyone gets it"

"An interesting twist on a classic. (x-post /r4chan) http://i.imgur.com/UvBlxDK.png"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"