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Joke of the Day

"Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe"

"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"

"It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open."

"ANOTHER BULL NAME Q: What do you call a masturbating bull? A: Beef Strokinoff."

"Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn."

"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."

"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up? A high low small medium at large."

"Gold, frankincense, but wait... there's myrhh"

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggy!"