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Joke of the Day

"I saw this heartwarming video of baby bears climbing out of a dumpster and thought, ""Who would throw away a perfectly good baby bear?"""

"Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words."

"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"

"What does Deadpool need? Someone to merc him shut up."

"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"

"I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix."

"A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease."

"Me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!"

"I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: ""Tennish"""

"What's the scariest path? The psychopath"